More taglines from GuyD (Specificly about Microsoft/Intel)



   Intel Inside: Irredeemable.

   Intel Inside: Lawsuits pending.

   And now for Windows Wankers: The Pocket Mouse.

   Intel Religion: Runs even better on a Pantheum.

   Q: What is the real meaning of DOS?    A: 65535

   Q: What is the real meaning of DOS?    A: For thee too  (hic..)

   People who live in Windows shouldn't throw stones.

   Pick the odd one out: Mickeysoft, MessDos, WhimDoze, BulletInTheBrain.

   Mickysoft? More like Mickeyrampant!

   Bother! said Pooh, reinstalling Windows yet again.

   Ahhh... Windoze. I love the smell of napalm in the Microsoft Office.

   Lets make July 6th, 1998 a global 'Raze Microsoft To The Ground' day.

   Forget witches, let's toast Microsoft.

   The difference between a Witch and Microsoft? Microsoft burns better.

   "...and what do we burn besides witches?"  Peasants: "MICROSOFT!"

   Destroy Microsoft? Are you sure? [Yes] [Definately]

   This will end your Windows obSession. [OK]  [Cancel]

   I have a quarantine partition just for Windows - the 'Sargasso Drive'.

   Windows: one "FORMAT D:" away from obliteration. A pleasing thought.

   Yes your Excellency, Windows is great!  ....(softly: yet still it sucks.)

   A Gig here, a Gig there, pretty soon it adds up to real Monstersoft.