File: NO_LAW.TXT            Guy Dunphy              17/5/97



The sort of legal disclaimer I'd like to see on software:-





            --- This product is a Laywer Free Zone ---



In the interests of keeping life simple, there will be no grovelling to

the legal safety fascists here. We will not attempt to force you to read

five pages of incomprehensible legal copyright, usage and disclaimer

fine print. Whats the point? Nobody ever pays such things the slightest

attention anyway, and laywers are the only people who pretend that such

foolishness has any effect other than to annoy customers.

Besides, its your code now. You bought it, you can do with it as you wish.

We did our best to make a really great product. Enjoy! But if you should

ever be so gauche as to employ a lawyer to pester us in any way, we will

come round to your house and kill you. And your firstborn. Have a nice day.