File: C:\WINDOWS\!_DIR.TXT



              The Monster Pit



           (Microsoft Mutations)



     Here horrors foul and grim reside.

     May they never see the light of day,

     nor yet be loosed upon the Earth.



     Hold thy hand, oh gentle typist!

     Invoke not the dread 'Win' command,

     so named in mischief and deceipt.

     For loss is thy fate in that demand,

     of time, and meaning, and thy soul.

  

                    GuyD