Newsgroups: alt.flame,aus.flame,alt.nuke.the.usa,aus.politics,alt.fan.bill.gates,alt.destroy.microsoft

Subject: Re: Hail Bill, the Hero!

From:Guy Dunphy

Date: Mon, 23 Oct 1995 13:08:40 GMT



a (a) wrote:



>In article <>,  (Guy Dunphy) says:

>>

>>

>>File: HAILBILL.TXT

>>

>>              Hail Bill Gates - the quiet hero

>>



 *snip* Severely literal minded, humourless and no-brainer stupidity removed.



>Your try-hard philosphical spam-article to get a job with microsoft confuses me as to

>your identity. Please clarify, using the following choices:



>A) Cultist fanatic

>B) Man-Loving "Man"

>C) Fairy-Princess

>D) All of the above



Ha ha ha ha ha .... oh dear me... Get a job with Murkroslopt?  Ha ha hah aha

hahahha hahha  .. are you serious? ha ha ... ha ha ho ho ho ooooh!



You stupid dork, don't you recognise sarcasm when you see it?

Here's a clue, OK? Just take everything in my post, and invert the meaning.

Then you'll see what I really think of Bill and his hordes of software whores.



I thought I laid the crap on thickly enough for anyone to recognise it, but

then perhaps you just didn't have any _contrast_ from where you are, and it

blended right in with your brain.



Your pseudonym says it all, Mr/Ms 'a'. Obviously an abbreviation of 'eh?'



Either that, or you are actually a Microsoft lawyer, trying hard in some dim

confused way to figure out what the hell I meant, and if it could perhaps be

construed as a slur on the Leader's name. Are you? Could there be a lower form

of life?





>thanks for your attention



You're welcome, worm.



>The Truth is Out There....



But you'll never find it the way you're  going.



    Guy Dunphy

    Sometimes you have to spell it out to the poor fools.