Subject:  Win00?



  Quote from my (non-techie) friend:

       "Win95, Win98... what are they gonna call it after 2000?

        Once I realized this I suddenly lost *whatever* faith I had

        in Microsoft's dealing with that Millenium Bug."

  Well, when you put it *that* way...



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  Subject:  Tax advice from the Internet Oracle ...



  Q.  Does dismantling a computer with a sledgehammer count as research,

      and can I deduct it as a business expense?

  A.  No, but, if you're running Windows 95, it does count as an upgrade.